Welcome to the Dial Report your one stop shop for news surrounding the Salton Sea area. Here, you will recieve all the juicy gossip about the nieghborhood. So please give me attention.
As one of the few literate people in this town, I feel it's my duty to provide you with something resembling news. When something happens here. You know I'll be sure to post hyperbolic rhetoric about it.
Today, nothing of note has happened. Which is exactly what *they* want you to think. Who is *they* you ask? Well, that's just it. Nobody knows. the local government won't tell us who *they* are. I don't even know, but that wont stop me from speculating ROUND THE CLOCK until I uncover the truth.